Life Lesson #178: If you hear a rumbling sound that rattles the windows on your house, run outside and encourage others to follow you. A vintage B-17 bomber might be flying over.
Life Lesson #212: Never, ever, buy the sticky mouse traps and leave them in your garage for three days without checking them.
Life Lesson #594: Never spray WD40 on the drive belt of your car unless you don't plan to drive anywhere anytime soon.
Life Lesson #595: If your dad has his arm up to the shoulder inside his car engine, don't ask him to come inside to override the parental control lock on the tv. Find your mother or read a book.
Life Lesson #596: WD40 will remove most of the grease and oil from your hands and arms after you give up trying to put the drive belt back on your car.
Life Lesson #810: Periodically review those power tool safety tips that your shop teacher bored you to death with.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
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Lesson #179
When your husband screams, "Come quick!", go quickly or you'll miss it.
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